Clever girl!

glossylalia:

by Glossy and Laura

dedicated to Blackbird

• Stop all the clocks, because I’m going to be late for class.
• Tyger tyger burning bright! These buffalo wings are hot as hell!
• I met a traveler from an antique land who said: there’s a great falafel place near your house, let’s go sometime!
• I took the road less traveled by, so next year I’m buying a TomTom
• I wandered lonely as a cloud, I thought we said 7:30 at the restaurant?
• Let us go then, you and I. When the evening is spread out against the sky, and hit up O’Charley’s for their 2 for $20 special.
• All the world’s a stage, and all men merely players. But that guy Brent is seriously a player and you should not fucks with his ass.
• I am nobody! Who are you? Are you nobody too? Because I know a guy that does fake IDs.
• Is that a knife that I see before me? I really wish you would do your dishes immediately, dude. 

the best thing ever is when Glossy says stuff.