January 2010
4 tags
This year I will...
I’ve never been one to make “New Year’s Resolutions” for several reasons. Mostly, I think it’s a little cheesy.
This year, however, I see there are things that need to change, and why not now?
Most notably, I think I need to take better care of myself.
I try to be a good friend and I can be really attentive and caring towards people who I think are good friends to...
4 tags
Death Cab for Cutie ‘The New Year’
...
December 2009
2 tags
The Trouble with Rabbit Holes
…is that I tend to be halfway down before I even know I’m in.
2 tags
4 tags
toe-MAY-toe, tuh-MAH-toe
it’s weird how “1/4 cup margarine” sounds like SO MUCH MORE than “4 tblsp margarine” even though they’re the EXACT SAME VOLUME!
Going to add 4 tblsp margarine to my stove top stuffing, BRB.
2 tags
TELL NO-ONE!!!
To this day, this song speaks to...
10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling - The... →
Oh thank god someone made it easy for all the cretins to understand. They’ll still do it wrong, though.
2 tags
The way we were
I liked it better when my ‘tumbularity’ wasn’t one of the first things I thought about upon waking up.
1000 Words
Few things are as telling as an event photographer who takes a picture of the people one is talking to while taking little notice of one.
Confounding Conundra
I’m beginning to wonder if it might not be in my detriment that people often think I’m several years younger than I am when they meet me.
Curiouser and curiouser.
Still, I’m sure I’ll be glad for this in 10 or 20 years.
One of These Things Does Not Belong
Today I got a text from my roommate inviting me to “gay karaoke” later in the evening.
I didn’t ask for a lot of detail, because I’ve been meaning to hang out with her anyway. She seems cool enough, and one can always use more social contacts.
I’ve never been much of a fan of karaoke, as most of the singers tend to be pretty tragic, as are their musical choices. I...
I Felt Pretty for About An Hour
…then everyone I knew left the bar. The beers were cheap, though.
No me llamas "Sancho"!!!
In some Latin cultures, there’s a thing where there’s a specific name for a guy who fucks a woman while her man is away. He could be in prison, he could be away being a soldier, but the gist is that he’s not immediately available. These guys are called Sanchos.
In many gay male relationships, there’s room for a guy to fuck other guys while his boyfriend is otherwise...
"Bjork is Such a Crazy Bitch"
#OutOfTheMouthsOfBabes
#TrueFacts
#DUUUUH!!!
#WhyWeLoveHer
1 tag
Look Out, Motherfuckers!
I just switched phone companies as a means to getting a new phone, since my old one is jacked like whoa.
A pal of mine told me about credomobile.com, which used to be working assets. Their politics line up with mine, they had a special offer that would allow me to get a new phone & which includes them giving me a credit on my bill equal to the contract termination fee for my old carrier. My...
1 tag
Sartorial Adventures Afoot
Last night I picked up a small table from a friend of mine. She’s buying new furniture for her Hell’s Kitchen apartment & was getting rid of this 1.5’ x 5’ number, which I thought would be perfect for a sewing-machine table, so now I have a table for my sewing machine! Now I just need to clear out some clutter so I can put it somewhere. Also, I need a chair.
3 tags
BUT!
It’s hard to see people having what you’d consider a moderate amount of success in doing what you want to do. Especially when you don’t respect their work.
Or is that just me?
2 tags
I Solemnly Swear...
I will not compare myself to other people. I will not compare myself to other people. I will not compare myself to other people. I will not compare myself to other people. I will not compare myself to other people. I will not compare myself to other people. I will not compare myself to other people. I will not compare myself to other people. I will not compare myself to other people. I will not...
4 tags
1 tag
You're Kidding, Right?
A member of my family to whom I have not spoken in years (with many good reasons) just sent me an “update” on her life and a check for $25.00.
I skimmed the first line of the ‘update’ to get the gist of what it was, glanced at the check, and put the whole thing in the “to be shredded” bin.
It’s kind of insulting, really. How many ways can one say,...